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From LAMA to OBAMA: A Humorous Spin on Hospital Acronyms
LAMA is a very common term used by all in hospitals.
LAMA - Left Against Medical Advice:
Also, introducing some new terminologies.

1. DRAMA - Discharge Requested Against Medical Advice
2. OSAMA - Overstaying Against Medical Advice
3. RAMA - Resting Against Medical Advice
4. MAMA - Mobilizing Against Medical Advice
5. AAMA - Admitted Against Medical Advice (through administration pressure)
6. OBAMA - Out of Bed Against Medical Advice

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LAMA is a very common term used by all in hospitals. LAMA - Left Against Medical Advice: Also, introducing some new terminologies. 1. DRAMA - Discharge Requested Against Medical Advice 2. OSAMA - Overstaying Against Medical Advice 3. RAMA - Resting Against Medical Advice 4. MAMA - Mobilizing Against Medical Advice 5. AAMA - Admitted Against Medical Advice (through administration pressure) 6. OBAMA - Out of Bed Against Medical Advice

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